Hello! Welcome to Stewart Theatre. The real Stewart Theatre is located in Raleigh, North Carolina on NCSU campus. You can find us on the second floor of the Student Center.
But whether or not you can make it to the real one, I would like to invite you on a tour of this virtual Stewart Theater I have created.
Come on in!
Sure, lead the way.
Well, first I would like to see what shows you have coming up.
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