How To Spread Chocolate Over Your Toast

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How to make a sandwich so you can look super cool for all the ladies

  1. Get 2 bread slices out of the bag, like a boss
  2. Put bread on plate or napkin so you can spread some sweetness on them
  3. Get your favorite sweetness like meat, cheese, lettuce, peanut butter, or jelly and put it on them babies
  4. Put one piece of bread with sweetness on the other piece of bread
  5. Cut that sandwich half with an axe or sword
  6. Eat it with your mouth hole
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