Hey. What's up? Hello.

My name is Graham Swain. I am a freshman in Computer Science. I chose Computer Science because I like computers, and because I plan on building an army of robots to conquer the world.
Don't tell the government though, they don't like it when people threaten to take over the world. This can be our little secret.

My favorite hobby, besides taking over the world, is playing FIFA. There's really not much to say about FIFA. It is a soccer video game. A video game of soccer. A game of soccer in video form.


  1. Make the dough and make it pizza shape.
  2. Add pepperoni, hummus, watermelon, and mayonnaise to the top of the dough.
  3. Bake it.
  4. Add the tears of orphan for the final flavoring.

Class Expected Grade
E115 S
MA141 B+
ENG101 B