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My Name is Noah Johnson and I am a first-year just tryna coda into mechanical engineering. this is a sentence. You won't read this because there are giant pictures of your face below that are distracting you. this is my fourth sentence. I chose mechanical engineering because I got hands on experience with it in high-school and liked it and I also like that it will allow me to get a variety of jobs.


Hey fam here's my resume

How to order a Pizza

  1. be hungry
  2. want pizza
  3. realize you don't have money
  4. Eat ramen
  5. cry.

Class Expected Grade
E115 S
Calc3 B
Chem101 B-

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