You must be truly desparate to come here.

You probably googled me, Samuel Schoeneberger, for whatever reason, and found this page. See above quote to understand why that was a mistake. If I'm your TA, there's a good chance your question can be answered on Piazza. If you can't wait for a Piazza answer, feel free to email me at, I respond to important emails within 15 minutes.

Office Hours: 1330 - 1430 Wednesdays, DAN 247. I will arrange for someone else to cover my office hours in case I cannot make them, and if there is a University break I will still answer emails.

If you'd like to talk to me about a topic that you think I'd enjoy, shoot me an email at, you guessed it,