Greg Sphincter's Resume



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Education

I am currently a brewing sciences major at Santa Barbara City College. My anticipated graduation date is May 2049.

Professional Goals

With my degree and knowledge of brewing sciences, I hope to create the first ever garlic knot flavored mead. With my invention I dream to one day work as a street vendor and collaborate with the good people of Santa Barbara. Brewing allows me to bring a certain joy to the public that no other major can accomplish.

Skills and Qualifications