How to Order Pizza
  1. Pick up a phone and dial your local Pizzaria
  2. Tell the operator exactly which sort of pizza you're looking for.
  3. Wait
  4. Wait some more.
  5. Start to worry that your pizza will never arrive
  6. Cry with joy because your pizza has totally arrived
  7. Tip your delivery boy well, they probably don't compensate for gas money
  8. Eat your pizza and think about how you were too lazy to make one yourself