Cheers! enjoy yourself.

My name is Jonah Farris, and I am a freshman. Right now I'm planning on doing electrical engineering but I'm officially undeclared. I'm also majoring in English which is what I'm mainly excited about. I can't do anything with a degree in English though, so a double major with English and electrical engineering makes sense to me. It's only logical, engineering and English both start with "eng". I wouldn't mind owning a dry cleaner either, but I don't know what major that would even need.


My favorite break is probably Winter break, simply because of Christmas. I love Christmas more than anything on this planet. I love the songs, the cold weather, trees, wreaths, lights, the atmosphere, literally everything about Christmas makes me the happiest person on Earth. Also, after Winter break when you come back you go to all new classes. That pales in comparison to Christmas though. There is no single day better than Christmas, and I would stand by that remark against all opposition. Man, now I wish it was Christmas.

McSweeney's chair logo Culture yourself daily!
  1. Buy some pizza dough, pizza sauce, cheese, and any other toppings you want.
  2. Take them home and follow the instructions on the dough until you have crust.
  3. Put the sauce, the cheese, and any toppings on the pizza in that order.
  4. Bake your pizza for however long it tells you at however hot it tells you.
  5. Enjoy your pizza by eating it all in one sitting.
Class Expected Grade
E115 S
MA241 B
EC201 A
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