Welcome to my wonderful webpage. Prepare to be delighted by my mandated content.
This is Peter Markoff.

This is information about my education. Whoo.

I am in the MAE program. I am attending NC State University and taking
online classes with ITT Tech. I expect to graduate in December 2018, or
never, whichever comes first.

My Degree Information

I chose this major because I closed my eyes and pointed at the list of majors
and when I opened my eyes I thought ok, that can't be so bad, I'll give it a go.
I intend to use this degree to make humanoids that will be my friends and carry
out my bidding.

List of things that make me a qualified engineer

• I don't like having free time.
• I can brush my teeth in 5 seconds flat.
• I'm very smart. Once I was on the price is right and I knew how much the vacuum cost.
• Some people say I'm as insightful as Gandhi. Or maybe they're saying Gumby.
• I never fail. I only succeed at losing.